Saturday, November 16, 2013

the streets are saying hey L.K come get your cuzin

Will Smith ‘Cheating Scandal’ Is crap


Will Smith Australian Beard
“When we did our audition together, we had a natural chemistry. I think it’s going to be a lot of fun.” ~Will Smith
 Don’t think for one second actress Margot Robbie has really been Will Smith’s side chick. That’s because an insider reveals … since Jada threw dude the deuces, Will began scrambling for a new beard.
Word is out that Will and Jada are living separated … so to kill the gay rumors Will had to find a beard.”
We’re told Will’s intentionally-leaked ‘cheating scandal’ with 23-year-old Aussie actress is nothing more than introducing Margot Robbie to the public eye … his trade off for her beard-services. Just ask Tom Cruise!
“Margot is perfect. She’s young, hungry … and Will can take her to the next level.”

“Will is following Eddie Murphy’s formula. Eddie went and got himself his Australian beard, Paige Butcher, and Will went and got himself an Aussie Beard too.”
The real deal is Will was out scouting fresh blood to bring back home to present as a sacrifice for his little lesbian vampire named Jada. No one in their right mind would ever believe that Will Smith is messing with a female. This is truly just a smoke screen. Will loves to have sex with men and he always “will.” Jada just got tired of living the lie. She’s growing and realizing the error of her ways. Better late than never.Well I guess slapping the “reporter” who kissed him on the lips wasn’t enough damage control. So now he needs a 2013 model beard, a blond one as is fashionable. I have some advice for slick Willie. If you want people to stop calling you gay, stop having sex with men.
Stop giving your leather skirt wearing son long kisseson the lips in public too. That’s not a good look

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