blind item by jasper

The chic at the center of this week’s “Who’s Jacky Talking About” segment was born in Trinidad and Tobago, but at the age of five, her family moved her to Queens, New York. She has much in common with Rihanna — both pop princess’ were born in the Caribbean, and both of their fathers were drunken crackheads.

Our blind item stems from very humble beginnings — once holding down a job at Red Lobster, but now Rolling Stone Magazine dubs her ‘the queen of hip hop.’ I personally don’t buy it, because homegirl is just on her fist album (shouldn’t she have some musical history before she’s crowned the queen of hip hop?). Rapper Lil Kim seems to agree. Know why? Because the veteran female lyricist has just released a track dissing our blind item.

Our mystery woman’s fan base remains so delusional that some of them actually believe that she’s never undergone butt augmentation surgery. I’m told Lil Wayne will not only recoup on her album released this past Tuesday, but he’s also recouping the money he loaned her which she used to fund her various plastic surgeries. I was told she gave Lil Wayne some trim before he checked into Rikers Island.

This chic is just as fake as her English accent, and she’s also a liar. Don’t believe me? Ask Foxy Brown. And though she may be a current pop star, she has some nerve to diss legendary female rappers — letting them know she believes they’re irrelevant unless they’re charted on Billboard Magazine…WTF!!! This so-called queen of hip hop ducks MC battles, and get this — when she was doing mixtapes some deranged promoters payed her up to $40K a show — That’s when she was still learning how to rap!!!

This chic should have a rainbow flag posted on her front porch. Know why? Because this chic loves bisexual men mane. I guess that’s why Puffy’s her manager, and Perez Hilton is in love with her — she’s just the hip hop version of Lady Gaga. Some say she has something going on with Drake — I laugh because dude is a switch-hitter, who’s like Trey Songs, uses chics for eye candy.

She’s rumored to be married to her hypeman Safaree, but it’s obvious that to her dude is her gofer — not her husband. I recently learned our blind item sent Safaree to get her some food while they were both visiting the City of Angels. That’s when he reportedly told her the food in Los Angeles is garbage. Someone should tell Safaree talking smack about L.A. can get him a automatic beat down.